If you thought the Westminster Confession of Faith (WCF) and the Larger (WLC) and Shorter Catechisms (WSC) are excellent summaries of Christian doctrine and practice, you’ve seen nothing yet.
Enter: The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism (SPNC). This is absolutely hilarious. Here’s a little snippet:
9. Q: What is the assurance of thy salvation?
A: The assurance of thy salvation is, that I know the date on which I prayed the Sinner’s Prayer, and have duly written this date on an official Decision card.
Read the rest here.
